misc jokes
Favorite this joke Sam: Do you know the difference between a guest towel and toilet paper?
Bob: No...
Sam: In that case, don't use our bathroom.
Why do we need a hot water heater?
If it’s hot, it doesn’t need to be heated.
I'm always in the right place!
Unfortunately it's always at the wrong time.
Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears.
“I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.
The first dinosaur thinks hard. “Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.”
Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him.
Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder. “I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!”
Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him. The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.
“I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!
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