misc jokes

As I shopped, the following announcement came over the department store's PA system...

"If someone here has a convertible with the top down, it just started raining... Towels are located in aisle five."

A man went into a bookstore and complained...

“I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!"

The sales assistant said, “That’s because it has no spine.”

When your age and waist line intersect...

That's a sign you have reached the first stage of old age!