misc jokes
Favorite this joke If I had $1 every time someone over 40 told me my generation was the problem...
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined!
Last year I entered a marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.
The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"
I replied, "You really want to know?"
Then I dropped out of the race.
A customer called his car-rental company and said he needed a tow. The driver named the highway where he was stranded, but he didn't know the make of the car he was driving.
The representative asked for a more detailed description beyond "a blue four-door sedan".
After a pause, the driver replied, "Well, it's the one on fire."
What do you do when you see Dracula?
You hope he doesn’t see you!
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