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Favorite this joke How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path!
I’ve been really depressed lately. A friend told me I should go to the petting zoo perhaps, to cheer up.
I went today, but not one person would pet me.
A New Yorker noticed a guy in a cowboy hat and boots standing and staring at Niagara Falls.
Figuring he must be a Texan he walks up beside him and says, "I bet you don't have anything like that in Texas do ya?"
The Texan replied, "No sir, we don't. But, we have a plumber in Waxahachie that can fix it!"
Me: "I think I have a crush on Beyoncé..."
Her: "Whatever floats your boat."
Me: "No, that’s buoyancy."
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