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Favorite this joke My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.
Personally, I am on the fence.
The chef at a hotel approaches the manager one afternoon. "Ma'am," she asks. "What might be the best way to announce dinner? Should I say 'Dinner is served' or 'Dinner is ready?'"
"Well," the manager replies. "If it's anything like last night, it should probably be, 'Dinner is ruined.'"
Taxi driver: "That will be $3.50, please."
Passenger: "Oh dear, I'm afraid I'm a little short. Could you back up a little bit and make it $2.50, please?"
Barber, cutting a customer's hair: "Hmm, I see a few gray hairs."
Customer: "At the rate you're going, I'm not surprised."
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