misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
$25.00 won 11 votes

Two drunk guys were fighting.

One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.

That was the punchline.

11 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

Barbara was taking her first skydiving lesson. The instructor told her to jump out of the plane and pull her rip cord, explaining that he himself would jump out right behind her so that they would go down together. Barbara understood and was ready.

Just before it was time for Barbara to jump out of the plane, the instructor reminded her that he would be right behind her. She jumped, and, after being in the air for a few seconds, pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed her out of the plane.

He pulled his rip cord but the parachute didn't open. As he struggled to pull the emergency rip cord, he shot downward and darted past Barbara. Seeing this, Barbara quickly undid the straps to her own parachute, and yelled after him, "So you wanna race, huh?!"

7 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "ELECTION " |
$10.00 won 5 votes

"Do you smoke?"


"Do you drink?"


"Do you eat hay, then?"


"Man, you're not a fit companion for man or beast."

5 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

For once, instead of the ridiculous statement, "Please note our menu options have changed..."

How about, "Our menu options are the same as they have been for years. Just prepare to be on hold for a very long time..."

2 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bill Sauro" |