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My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time...

So I bought a puppy to cheer me up.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled, "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away... "Hello! We're down here..."

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn’t jog.

2018: Didn’t jog.

2019: Didn’t jog.

2020: Still haven’t jogged.

This is a running joke.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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It always irked my mother that her grocery store didn’t carry eggs in packages of six—just by the dozen.

Then one day, her wish came true. She walked into the grocery and found fresh eggs in cartons of six!

She was so excited, she bought two!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |