misc jokes

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Pierre, a meek Parisian sculptor never created anything larger than a man's fist, so the art world was surprised when he unveiled an entire elephant in marble.

"But Pierre," said one of his many fans, "how could you sculpt such a perfect likeness without a model?"

"There was nothing to it," explained Pierre. "I simply chipped off everything that didn't look like an elephant."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Ed ORorke" |
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Several definitions you will only find in my dictionary:

Acoustic - what you use when you shoot pool
Alimony - the fee a woman charges when she loses your name
Banjo - don't invite Joseph
Caddy - lad who stands behind a golfer and doesn't see the ball either
Carbuncle - auto collision

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Ed ORorke" |
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Why did you stop going to the gym?

I stopped going because I get enough of a workout exercising bad judgment.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why does a room full of married people look so empty?

Because there's not a single person in it.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "barber7796" |