misc jokes

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She's making a list...

She's checking it twice...

She's gonna find out....

How good her memory is, since she got to the store and realized she left it at home... again!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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In other news, the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6...

One of them isn’t Happy!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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"It takes Bill a day and a night to tell a story."

"He'd make a good bookkeeper, I should think."

"Why do you say that?"

"He's never short on his accounts."

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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A boastful Englishman was holding forth on the merits of his watch to friends in New York City. At last, one of the American friends decided he could stand it no longer.

"That's nothing, "he interrupted. "I dropped my watch into the Hudson a year ago, and it's been running ever since."

The Englishman looked taken aback. "What!" he exclaimed. "The same watch?"

"No," he replied, "the Hudson."

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posted by "barber7796" |