I took a stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow and was told, "This is extremely rare. Do you know what it would fetch in good condition?"
"Dunno," I said. "A stick?"
I'm not saying that I'm a bad driver...
But when I drive, my navigation device doesn't speak, it prays in Latin.
I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It’s a complex complex complex.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.
Personally, I am on the fence.