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A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray.

"You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!" they cried.

"I am," he said, "but I think we're in Wyoming now."

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Two friends were at a bookstore perusing through the nonfiction section.

Friend 1: "Oh my goodness, they have this book! It’s a really great book. I highly recommend it."

Friend 2: "Really? What’s it about?"

Friend 1: "Oh, about 357 pages."

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One day two friends were talking when the conversation was getting serious.

Friend 1: "So, tell me. How do you feel?"

Friend 2: "Well, with my fingers."

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Mr. Jones was sleeping soundly and was awakened by the phone ringing at 2am. He answered and the voice on the other end said, "This is your neighbor, Mr. Smith. Your dog's barking is keeping me awake, keep it quiet!"

Then he hung up. At 3 o'clock, Mr. Jones called back Mr. Smith and said, "I don't have a dog." and he hung up.

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posted by "BrianE" |