I never forget a face...
But in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Joe: Hey Jay. I noticed you have a gambling problem. You should go to Gamblers Anonymous meetings.
Jay: I do NOT have a gambling problem!
Joe: Yes, my friend. You do.
Jay: Wanna bet I don’t?
When I get really bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot.
Then I sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
He may look like an idiot and he may talk like an idiot...
But don't let that fool you...
He really is an idiot.