misc jokes
Favorite this joke Neighbor: "How old is your father?"
Boy: "As old as me."
Neighbor: "How can that be?"
Boy: "He became a father when I was born."
Why is it that when you go grocery shopping, you can buy a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic bottle, turkey slices in plastic wrap, six apples in a plastic carton, a block of cheese in plastic wrap, and plastic bottles of ketchup and mustard.
But when you go to check out, they won't give you a plastic bag because it's bad for the environment?
My grandfather invented the cold air balloon...
It never really took off.
What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?
Bi-yourself!
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