misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
$7.00 won 3 votes

"Are you going to be using your lawn mower Saturday?"

"Yes, I will be."

"Good... so can I borrow your car then?"

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Ben" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

The economy is going to be so bad that...

1. I will get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. You will order a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter will ask, "Can you afford fries with that?"

3. McDonald's will be selling the 1/4 ouncers.

4. CEO's will be playing miniature golf.

5. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you may have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

3 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
2 votes

“I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life...

Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”

2 votes

posted by "CorvetteRon" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

A stranded motorist knocked on the door of an inn named “George and the Dragon.”

“Could you spare a poor stranded motorist a bite to eat?” he asked the woman who answered the door.

“No!” she screamed, slamming the door.

A few seconds later he knocked again. The same woman answered the door.

“Could I please have a bite to eat?” he asked again.

“Get out, you good-for-nothing!” shouted the woman. “And don’t you ever come back!”

After a few minutes there's another knock at the door. The woman comes to the door.

“Pardon,” said the motorist, “but could I have a few words with George this time?”

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |