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A woman buys many gallons of milk from the milkman one day.

"Why do you need so much milk?" the mailman asks.

The lady replies, "I heard that taking baths in milk makes you healthier and prettier."

The milkman asks, "Would you like the milk pasteurized?"

She answers, "No, just up to the neck".

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I sometimes just make my coffee with Red Bull instead of water...

Ironically when I do, I get halfway to work before I realize I left my car at home.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a lion?

You get a really scared mailman!

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A local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs...

Blew my mind, I've been his customer for years and had no idea he was a barber!

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posted by "Adie Peter" |