misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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My dry cleaner very generously provides a stack of free newspapers for his customers.

As I took my copy, I told him, "I hope the business grows enough to offset the cost of the papers."

Oh, don't worry about us," he chuckled. "Nothing dirties clothes more than newsprint."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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How does one leave a casino with a million dollars?

By entering the casino with a billion dollars!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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They announced that in Minnesota they found a mass grave of snowmen.

Turned out to be just a field of carrots.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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What do you call a number of mechanics?

A clutch!

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posted by "Jimmy Runningclub" |