misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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What do you get when you cross a banana with a red silk dress?

A pink slip.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
5 votes

I don’t know who needs to hear this...

But if your going through a rough time...

Don’t cut your bangs!

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posted by "Anita Werneth" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

The official glossary to running late...

"On the way..." - Still in bed.

"In the car..." - In the shower.

"GPS says 35 min..." - Getting ready.

"There's traffic..." - Leaving the house.

"Parking now..." - 15 minutes out.

"Can't find a spot..." - 5 minutes out.

"Walking in..." - Looking for a spot.

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posted by "HENNE" |
6 votes

One morning at a small-town newspaper office, one of the editors was struggling to write a headline for the obituary of a woman who was noted for little besides a fondness for crossword puzzles.

"What am I supposed to write?" the editor whined. "She liked puzzles?"

Just then one of our copy editors piped up, "How about, 'Crossword fan is now six down.'?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |