There has long been a rumor that W. R. Grace Company was going to buy the Fuller Brush Company and Mary Kay Cosmetics and then merge with the Hale Business Systems.
This would result in the new mega-corporate entity known as: "Hale Mary Fuller Grace."
A Police Officer was questioning a young man who's smart car got stuck between the concrete walls of a pedestrian stairway.
When the police officer had asked him what he was thinking at that moment, his response was, "I was instructed by my Uber App to take a sharp left."
A professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded.
"Professors haven't got bad memory," he declared. "They're not absent-minded. Don't you think I know where I am right now, and don't you think tomorrow I'll know where I was today? Would somebody like to ask me another question?"
"Yes," said another guest. "Is it true that professors are absent-minded and have bad memory?"
"Good!" said the professor. "I knew sooner or later somebody would ask me that question."