Growing up as a kid, I learned all about capitalism through the board game Monopoly. I mean, what better way to teach a young mind the way our economy functions. I loved this game and still do.
Only now, as an adult I have some questions that remain unanswered.
For instance, if I have all this money and own all this real estate... why am I still driving around in a thimble?
If a man is bald in front, he's a thinker...
If he's bald in the back, he is a lover...
If he's bald in the front and back, he thinks he's a lover.
Nutritionist: You should eat 1200 calories a day.
Me: OK, and how many at night?
Sometimes the only luck a person has is BAD luck. For example, Noah spent over 50 years building a boat. During that time, it never rained even once.
Then when Noah finally completed the boat and got ready to do some serious fishing, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights!