misc jokes
Favorite this joke “My town is so small …”
“How small is it?”
“My town was so small it only has a gas station, a general store … and six Starbucks!”
According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death.
This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
A man leaves on Friday to go to Chicago.
He stays three days and returns on Friday.
How was that possible?
Friday was the name of his horse.
A man was contesting his speeding ticket in front of the judge.
Judge: Sir, it says here that you were speeding 20 miles over the speed limit.
Man: Impossible, your Honor. There’s NO WAY I could have been going that fast!
Judge: Really! Why is that?
Man: Well, my wife was away visiting her parents and after a week of partying, I was on my way to pick her up. The house was a mess, I hadn’t done any dishes, the bed wasn’t made in a week and there were pizza boxes all over the house. Now let me ask you, your Honor, do you think I’d be speeding to go pick her up?
Judge: Case dismissed!
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