misc jokes

Many a young man is looking for an older woman with a strong will – made out to him

"I have traveled just about all over the world."

"Wow, you must know geography well?"

"Oh yes, I spent 2 months there!"

Simple Joe who is mad for the horses thought he had a sure winner the other day at the track. The tote board listed his horse as starting at 25 to 1, and he knew the race didn’t start until 1:00 p.m.

“Your wife will hit the ceiling when you get home tonight,” said the barfly to his drinking buddy. “Yeah,” said his buddy. “She’s a lousy shot!”