misc jokes

How can you tell that managed cared has cut into your doctor’s income?
He takes Friday off to play miniature golf.

When I had my surgery, the doctor gave me a local anesthetic. I could not afford the imported kind.

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup of the day, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"

"It's bean soup," she replied.

"I don't care what it's been," he replied. "I want to know what it is now?"

A woman with a headache went to her medicine cabinet to find a bottle of Advil She did as the bottle said; take two and keep away from children. Soon her headache went away!