misc jokes

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don't look I'm changing!

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don't look I'm changing!

"Doctor, I have a son who thinks he's a chicken," said the man.

"Why don't you bring him in for treatment?" asked the doctor.

"We need the eggs," replied the man.

Q: Why did the man think that the moon was poor?
A: It was down to its last quarter!