misc jokes

Q:Why did the farmer feed his cow money?
A:Because he wanted rich milk

A mushroom walks into a bar; the bartender says to him, "sorry, we don’t serve your kind here!" The mushroom replies, "WHY? I'm a fun-gi" (fun-guy)

A small 1 SEATER plane crashed into a cemetery. Police have recovered 102 bodies so far and will continue to dig throughout the night.

"Doctor! There's fly in the ointment!"
"Yes, I know, he's recovering from a nasty soup-burn."