misc jokes

Sign seen in a veterinarian’s office:
The doctor is in. Sit. Stay.

Confusius say: "Man who run behind car get exhausted, but man who run in front of car get tired."

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Reports say that the food is good but no atmosphere!

Men are like a pack of Cards:
A "heart" to love them
A "diamond" to marry them
A "club" to smack them and
A "spade" to bury the body...