misc jokes

A guy to a friend: “After three sets golf clubs and ten years of lessons, I am finally getting some fun out of golf. I quit.”

Employer: We can pay you 75 dollars a week now and 100 dollars a week in eight months.
Applicant: Thank you. I’ll drop back in eight months.

Panting and perspiring, two men on a tandem bicycle at last got to the top of a steep hill. “That was a stiff climb,” said the first man.

“It certainly was,” replied the second man. “And if I hadn’t kept the brake on, we would have slid down backwards a long time ago.”

In an age when everyone seems to be playing the name game of glorifying job titles, the man in charge of the meat department at a grocery store in Wisconsin deserves a round of applause. On his weekly time card he describes his position as
Meat Head.”