misc jokes

A driving instructor: What would you do if you were going up an icy hill and the motor stalled and brakes failed?
His student replied; I’d quickly adjust the rearview mirror.

Did you hear about the rock’n’roll singer who wore a hearing aid for four years?
Then he found out he only needed a haircut.

Marriage is like a railroad sign… first you stop, then you look, and then you listen.

Marriage is nature’s way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.