misc jokes

Dad: "What happened to your eye?"
Tom: "I was staring at a ball from afar, and I was wondering why it was getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit me."

Q: What did Mark do when he missed Bus number 6?
A: He took Bus number 3 twice!!!

Teacher: “why are you always late for school?”
Student: “ because you always ring the bell before I get here!

Q: What is the height of stupidity?
A: 2 men sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat