misc jokes

A nurse’s station at a hospital gets a phone call. The caller says, "I’m calling about Mr. Smith in room 403. How is he doing?”

The nurse replies, “His blood pressure went up and we treated him. He’s okay now.”

The voice asks, “Are you sure? I’m worried about him and was wondering if he’ll be at the hospital for long.”

“No, he’s fine now,” says the nurse. “In fact, he will be discharged tomorrow. Would you like to talk to him?”

“No thanks,” says the voice. “This is Mr. Smith in room 403. I’ve been looking for some information but there is never anyone around."

1. At a movie theatre, which 'arm rest' is yours?

2. In the word scent, is the "S" silent or "C"?

3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

4. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?

5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?

Two clowns are eating a cannibal.

One turns to the other and says, “I think that we got the joke wrong.”