- So many men, so few who can afford me
- God made us sisters, and Prozac made us friends
- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!
- My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips
- Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog
- Coffee - Chocolate - Men ... Some things are just better rich
- Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore.
- I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
- Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
- Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
I saw a bloke walking along carrying a door handle. I asked him why he had it.
He said, "Well, it gets me out of the house."
Did you hear about the dyslexic man who went out to buy maps?
He came back with a tin of Spam.