misc jokes
Favorite this joke "Trouble with your throat, eh... ever gargle with salt water?"
"Yes, sort of. I nearly drowned while swimming last summer."
A flight instructor and a rookie pilot are flying in a small plane.
The flight instructor asks the rookie:"Have you ever flown solo?"
The rookie responds:"No, usually I fly higher than this."
My friend is losing his mind over missing a piece of his 5000 piece puzzle.
If he thinks thats bad, I'm missing 4999 pieces.
She: "Honey, I don't like you with the new glasses on."
He: "But sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."
She: "True, but I do."
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