misc jokes

You are dust, and you will return to dust...

That's why I don't dust, it could be someone I know.

When I babysit for my minister's three-year-old, one of our favorite games is "Go Fish".

One evening, after winning several rounds, she kept bragging about how good she was.

Jokingly, I said to her, "I'm going to have to teach you a little humility."

Immediately she looked up and asked, "How do you play that?"

Joe: "Say Moe, do you know how I could hit this nail without hitting my fingers?"

Moe: "Hmm, maybe you could hold the hammer in both hands."