misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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An electrician and a plumber were waiting in line for admission to the “International Home Show”. One of them was the father of the others son.

How could this be possible?

They were husband and wife.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A girl is doing a crossword puzzle...

"What's a 7-letter word for 'easily perceived or understood' that starts with 'O'?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"It should be, but I can't figure it out. That's why I'm asking."

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posted by "HENNE" |
3 votes

There once was a man from Pawtucket...

Who kept all his cash in a bucket...

His daughter, named Nan...

Ran off with a man...

And as for the bucket - Nantucket!

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posted by "Tomaso" |
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During a recent meeting of the local Optimist Club, they challenged one another to come up with an inspirational sentence using the word countenance.

This was the winning entry: "I put a cheerful countenance on people every day."

It was submitted by our local funeral director.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |