misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day.

His wife thought about this for a while.

She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

Her husband looked stunned. He said, "What?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Did you hear about the Canadian man who had a map of Canada tattooed to his butt?

Every time he sat down, Quebec separated.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Sisko" |
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"My photographs don't do me any justice."

"How so?"

"They just look like me."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why did the skeleton go to prom alone?

Because he had no-body. =(

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "ash marshy 09" |