misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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A child goes to his father and asks, "Father, how do parents think of names for their children?"

The father answers, "Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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How do bees get their hair so sticky?

They use a honeycomb.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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If con is the opposite of pro...

Does that mean Congress is the opposite of progress?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |