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Your five-year-old walking shoes look brand new.
Underneath that pile of cobwebs is your rowing machine
That gym you signed up for has reported you as a missing person
You've switched from wearing belts to bungee cords.
You're got winded just reading this list.
Joe: "Say Moe, I'll bet you $10 that I can prove to you that I'm not actually here."
Moe: "Not actually here? That makes no sense."
Joe: "Well then, I'll prove it. Am I in Chicago?"
Moe: "No."
Joe: "Am I in New York?"
Moe: "No."
Joe: "Am I in Hawaii?"
Moe: "No."
Joe: "If I'm not in any of those places, I must be somewhere else, and if I'm somewhere else, then I'm not here. I'll take my $10 now, please."
Moe: "How can I pay you if you're not here?"
I was on vacation in Texas, and was appalled by Dallas' chaotic traffic.
I asked the bellhop at the hotel why it was so disorderly.
"In some countries, they drive on the right, in others on the left. Here, we drive in the shade."
I just got my boyfriend a 'get better soon' card.
He isn't sick, I just think he can get better.
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