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Favorite this joke What’s the matter with your wife, she looks upset?”
“She got a terrible shock.”
“What was it?”
“She was assisting at a rummage sale at the church. She took off her new $20 hat and somebody sold it for 50 cents.”
Jill: I can stay underwater for ten minutes!
Jack: That’s impossible!
Jill: (takes a glass of water and holds it over her head for ten minutes.) See, I told you!
“Everyone in the bus,” the bus driver shouted so he could close the live bus door and pull away from the curb.
“No,” a female voice called. “I’m not inside yet. Wait until I get my clothes on!”
Everyone in the bus turned to catch a glimpse of the woman. She finally managed to get on the bus—with a large basket of laundry.
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today," the caller said.
"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."
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