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Favorite this joke Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.
As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?"
"No, I'm fine," I said.
"Oh, good," she continued, "Will you be vacating your parking space now?"
One day, I saw a friend of mine crying over a bag of chips.
I asked him what's wrong and he said that he was just following the instruction written on the bag of chips.
"Tear here to open."
Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside.
When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he knocked on the cabin door. There was no answer.
He knocked again, louder this time. There was still no answer.
Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and heard a voice from inside the space ship saying, "Who's there?!?!"
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