Duct tape is like 'The Force'...
It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face.
As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?"
"No, I'm fine," I said.
"Oh, good," she continued, "Will you be vacating your parking space now?"
One day, I saw a friend of mine crying over a bag of chips.
I asked him what's wrong and he said that he was just following the instruction written on the bag of chips.
"Tear here to open."