Guy (to a fly lady): Did you crawl out of a B-17 cause you're the bomb.
Guy: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Do you know C.P.R?
Woman: No why?
Man: Because you just took my breath away!
Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!