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Guy: Is you dad still in jail?

Girl: For what?

Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes!

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posted by "Adam" |
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Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

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Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.

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Man: Did it hurt?
Women: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?

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posted by "Chad Angell" |