Guy: Is you dad still in jail?
Girl: For what?
Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes!
Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.
Man: Did it hurt?
Women: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?