nerdasaurus Profile



User Details

Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 317
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 594.00
$7.00 won 3 votes

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?

A faux pa.

3 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$50.00 won 1 votes

My son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

He considered this for a moment and replied, “When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States.”

1 votes

CATEGORY National Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$50.00 won 4 votes

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was a bad lover...

You should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

4 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$10.00 won 1 votes

A friend of mine got kidnapped by a group of mimes...

They did unspeakable things to him!

1 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |