I think the scariest part of the song “Born to be Wild”...

Is when they find a head out on the highway.

I tried to re-marry my ex-wife…

But she figured out I was only after my money!

If a Lama with one L is a holy man in Tibet...
And a Llama with two L's is an adorable beast of burden...
What's a three L Lama?

A big fire in Boston.

As I was getting in bed, she said, "You’re drunk."

I said, "How do you know?"

She said, "You live next door."