scifi jokes

What's E.T. short for?

So he can fit in the spaceship.

During a long road trip, what did the zombie son ask his zombie father from the back seat of their car?

"Hey dad, are we dead yet?"

Shrink: "In your own words, please describe how you see yourself?

Me: "Reverse Tardis."

Shrink: "And why is that?"

Me: "Bigger on the outside."

Shrink: "And how does your wife see you?"

Me: "Same way, different perspective."

Shrink: "And how's that?"

Me (tears in eyes): "Smaller on the inside."