Shrink: "In your own words, please describe how you see yourself?
Me: "Reverse Tardis."
Shrink: "And why is that?"
Me: "Bigger on the outside."
Shrink: "And how does your wife see you?"
Me: "Same way, different perspective."
Shrink: "And how's that?"
Me (tears in eyes): "Smaller on the inside."
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