What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
"You only spook when you are spooken to!"
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force!
After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it.
His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, "Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant."
What did the egg say to the whisk?
I know when I'm beaten.