Daughter: Dad there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door. Can you get rid of it?
Daughter: Please hurry because I’m going to cry.
Dad: Dad is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth
Mom: How make chicken
Mom: Where buy chicken
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the University's intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve hundred students who went to move 26 cars please return to class."
A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Reverend walk into a bar...
You know what, I'm tired of these jokes, you finish it.