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At three o'clock one morning, a veterinary surgeon was awoken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone.

"I'm sorry if I woke you," said a voice at the other end of the line.

"That's all right," said the vet, "I had to get up to answer the phone anyway."

A man arrives at a rest home for his first day. He is greeted at the door by a woman.

She says, "You look like my 7th husband."

The man replies, "How many times have you been married?"

"Six."

A guy walks into a bar.

He steps on an ant.

Then his uncle comes in.