Latest Jokes

My son wanted to know what it's like to be married...

I told him to leave me alone, and when he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

What do you call a bite from a zombie?

A kill-o-bite.

I know a guy who actually took his first date to a gym...

Needless to say, they didn't work out.