Latest Jokes

Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.

When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: "Is this pig?"

Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly, "Which end of the fork are you referring to?"

Why didn’t the frog sit on the toadstool?

Because there wasn’t mushroom.