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The commander of an army base had assembled all his troops for an exercise in combat. He told his troops.."When I give the order... fire at will!"

Just then one of the soldiers was seen running away. The commander barked out, "Who is that guy running away?"

"That's Will, sir!"

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "Freddie" |
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A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773."

A not so bright student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?"

"Uhh, oh yeah, okay," responded the kid. So his mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.

When she gets back, her husband asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this time?"

She said, "Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20 and the other for $1000 out to him."

"That's $1020!" yelled her husband. "Are you crazy?"

"Don't worry, Hon," she said. "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 19!"

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Palmist to Man: "By looking at the lines in your palm, someone very near to you is going to get disappointed."

Man: "Wow, you are good! For you will be disappointed to know that I forgot my wallet in the house."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "KG Raghunandanan" |