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Son to dad: "Dad, why don’t you buy me a car?"

Dad: "My dear son, God gave you two legs for what purpose?"

Son: "One leg is for the brake and the other for the accelerator."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "KG Raghunandanan" |
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I ate a box of Thin Mints.

I didn’t get any thinner.

I don’t think they work.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.”

The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk!”

The horse says, “Me neither!”

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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Miser to son: "Son, how much did it cost when you took your girlfriend to dinner yesterday?"

Son: "Dad, it was only $25.00."

Dad: "Oh, that’s not too bad."

Son: "It would've been more, but that was all the money she had on her."

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "KG Raghunandanan" |