I went to the library the other day and found a book titled "How to Hug".
Wanting to learn the secrets of intimacy I quickly grabbed the book and headed to the checkout counter.
The librarian was polite but said I couldn't check out the book because it was the seventh volume of Encyclopedia Britannica.
Newspaper Ad:
"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."
Which current is used in Washington?
Why DC (Direct Current) of course!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!