People who take high blood pressure medication are doing the right thing...
They are putting the heart before the hearse!
Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"
Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?
The letter 'M'.
Son to dad: "Dad, why don’t you buy me a car?"
Dad: "My dear son, God gave you two legs for what purpose?"
Son: "One leg is for the brake and the other for the accelerator."