Latest Jokes

A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.”

The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk!”

The horse says, “Me neither!”

Miser to son: "Son, how much did it cost when you took your girlfriend to dinner yesterday?"

Son: "Dad, it was only $25.00."

Dad: "Oh, that’s not too bad."

Son: "It would've been more, but that was all the money she had on her."

Q: What kind of rocks are on the bottom of the Mississippi River?

A: Wet rocks.