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I went to the library the other day and found a book titled "How to Hug".

Wanting to learn the secrets of intimacy I quickly grabbed the book and headed to the checkout counter.

The librarian was polite but said I couldn't check out the book because it was the seventh volume of Encyclopedia Britannica.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Douglas" |
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Newspaper Ad:

"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Which current is used in Washington?

Why DC (Direct Current) of course!

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posted by "Cavin" |
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Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Sure, they're very scent-imental!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |