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Question... What is in the middle of nowhere?

Answer... The letter 'h'.

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is wrinkled, and my body isn't what it used to be." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice, "Well... your eyesight seems to be good."

Pro tip: if you add coconut oil to your kale...

It makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.