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Favorite this joke Four young ladies are ordering a few rounds of drinks. Each time they get up, they toast and say, "14 weeks!", then they down their drinks.
The bartender finally asks the ladies, "What's the deal?"
One says, "Well, we bought a boxed puzzle. It said 'two to six years,' and we did it in 14 weeks!"
Computers used to be user-friendly...
Now they are just downright flirtatious!
A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in summer camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella.
The counselor asked, "Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?"
The kid answered, "Did you ever have a mother?
The other day I was in a hurry to go outside...
In my haste I ran into the screen door and strained myself!
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