Latest Jokes

The twin girls walk into a store. After selecting a few items they go to the cashier.

The cashier looks at them and says, "Are you two girls sisters?"

The twins both laugh and then one says, "Sisters? We aren't even religious."

We found answer to the most difficult question ever... which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

The answer is.... "O yaar jiska order pehle doge vo aayega!"

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A Headbanger!

How can you identify a blind pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.