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"I'm telling you, nothing is impossible!"

"Oh yeah, try slamming a revolving door."

Do you ever wonder...

Does killing time damage eternity?

I was sitting at the counter of a restaurant when a gentleman sat in the seat beside me. I watched as he ordered a cup of coffee and put about fifteen spoonful's of sugar in it.

He took a sip without stirring it. I remarked, "You didn't stir your coffee."

He said, "I know, I don't like it sweet."

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college education?

As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, "I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?"