Latest Jokes

A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic.

A chicken walks up to him and says, "Don't do it, man. You'll never hear the end of it."

"I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59."

"Why is that?"

"Because I like that one to one time.”

"Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to?"

"Yes, Mom."

"Your handwriting seems very large, why is that?"

"Well, Grandma can't hear well, so I'm writing very loudly."

Guy 1: "Hey, have you met my vegetarian girlfriend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, I've never met herbivore."