Latest Jokes

What do you call a conductor who is always giving his orchestra grief?

A treble maker.

How long did the Thirty Years War last?

Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648. (You expected something else?)

Why aren't fish allowed to play in an orchestra?

Because you can tune a piano, but you can't tune-a-fish.

How do musicians pay their debts?

With quarter notes.