Latest Jokes

Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."

Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"

Customer: "Oh, no. I'm supposed to install it to get it to work?"

Tech Support: "Yeah, it usually helps."

You've finally have gone overboard with your ugly Christmas sweaters...

This one is so ugly, it makes Ralph Lauren just Ralph!

Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows."

Farmer: "Not bunch, herd."

Camper: "Heard what?"

Farmer: "Of cows."

Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows."

Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd."

Camper: "So what if they heard? I have no secrets from cows!"

What is the most common sickness for Christmas Trees?

Tincel-itis!