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Favorite this joke Two men were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into the lion's eyes and then runs. The second man stays, unmoved.
The first man looks back and shouts, "Why are you not running?"
The second man replies, "Why should I be running? You're the one who threw the sand."
BUFFET: A French word that means, "Get up and get it yourself." (Internet Source)
BUTTERBALL TURKEY: Someone who would rather watch a soccer match on TV than join the family for Thanksgiving dinner. (MsSam)
CALORIE: Basic measure of the amount of rationalization offered by the average individual prior to taking a second helping of a particular food. (Lexicon)
CASSEROLE: Thanksgiving leftovers incognito. (Variation of a daffynition by Lexicon)
CIRCUMSPECTIVE DESSERT: Pumpkin pi. (MsSam)
FLABBERGASTED: Bewildered at your weight gain over the holidays. (Variation of an Internet Source)
FOODSTUFF: All you can eat buffet. (Charles G. Waugh)
FOWL: Four letter bird. (Variation of a statement in Art. Moger, ed., The Complete Pun Book, 1979, p. 99)
FOUL WIND: Breeze produced by a flying turkey. (Internet Source)
KEY TO A SUCCESSFUL THANKSGIVING DAY PARTY: The tur-key. (Joseph Leff)
GOBBLE: A bull that talks turkey. (Internet Source)
Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
"What are you doing these days?"
"PhD."
"Wow! You're a doctor!"
"No, Pizza Home Delivery."
A man brought some prescription tablets and started cutting off the edges.
Do you know why?
He wanted to avoid the side effects.
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