Latest Jokes

Boy to boy: 1 minute
Boy to dad: 30 seconds

Boy to mom: 2 minutes
Boy to girl: 1 hour

Girl to girl: 2 hours
Girl to boy: 1 Missed call

Husband to wife: 15 seconds
Wife to husband: 15 missed calls

I think I’m a really great golfer...

I once shot a 72...

On the first nine holes!

What is an alien's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!

I received a letter saying I would not be given the American Express credit card I requested because my income wasn’t substantial enough.

Oddly enough, I work for American Express.