Latest Jokes

Is there a Fourth of July in England?

Of course there is! There’s a Fourth of July in every country. It’s just only in America that it's a holiday.

If you refuse to go to sleep...

Does that mean you're resisting a rest?

Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?

M... Mental
A... Abuse
T... To
H... Humans

Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left?

Me: Still 10 muffins... and 1 injured friend.